Ben Shafer

" 'it's like asking if taking out a couple ribs and giving myself the gawk gawk double twist 340 is incest' - Ben"

Ben What do I say about this joke? He might be my first boyfriend.

He is a super fun guy to be around and is an all around hottie. He's just one of those dudes that you can't ever get away from no matter how hard you try. I mean have you seen his cockular organ?

Appearance
My mans his no proclaimed hottest person on earth. To be honest I see it I mean like are y'all looking at the boxer pictures? My mans built like an Olympic swimmer with the face of a K-pop star. He's also at a pretty chad height.

He sometimes wears a bandana which compliments his chad middle part.

Personality
Ben where do I start? He's just a fun guy to be around. He has an addictive personality and is one of those people who can get along with others very easily. Ben isn't the most opinionated but when he is he goes all out especially when talking about whether circumcised or uncircumcised is better. He can get hype and excited really easily which brings up everyone's morale while playing games. He is a great listener and can even respond to you with some thoughts and ideas to help you with any situation. He overall is nice and fun to be around, and caring guy. In League of Legends it's a different story he becomes a casual racist saying stuff like "You must be black" to try and diminish the enemy team.

Affiliation
Ben was shoved face first into Top Text's group by Micah and is one of the most recent additions to the group.

Trivia

 * He wore a beanie, had braces, and wore fake glasses in middle school.
 * His middle name is Pak.
 * He's learning Japanese and wants to live in Japan when he's older.
 * People think he's actually racist.
 * Maybe hates blacks?