Tanner Bortel

" 'my taint is just covered in hair' - Tanner"

Tanner Bortel is one of the other full white guys in Top Text.

Tanner spends his time playing League of Legends and hanging out with his mom and dogs. His dog's names are Spike and Sparkles. Not to mention he is also a really cool guy who does some cool things with some other cool people. He is also in a madly intimate relationship with Bob.

Appearance
Not even capping with you this mans is mad cute. With his sleek fit body and his super cool hair I'm not sure how he doesn't have girls flocking to him. He also is now rocking invisalign which makes him look 20 times younger.

He usually has a beard which makes him look a bit older but he ultimately shaves it and looks 16 again.

Personality
Tanner is a super closed off person. He doesn't like talking about his feeling and ultimately chooses to focus on the games. Outside of gaming Tanner is a super fun guy to be around and usually is the center of most conversations. He cracks jokes and tries to do sarcasm whenever he can. He is not afraid to mess up which usually leads into some really funny moments. But in game Tanner's personality takes a bit of a turn. He becomes for lack of a better turn more aggressive. Absolutely ripping apart anyone even if you're in a group with him. Don't take it seriously because 100% of what he says is a joke.

Affiliation
Tanner played Overwatch briefly with Micah back in 2017. Then for awhile he just didn't like Micah until he eventually made a Minecraft realm in the summer of 2019. And with that Micah invited all of Top Text to the server and Tanner was sucked into the group.

Trivia

 * He really likes sharks.
 * Wanted to play "the sniper character" in League of Legends and was put on Caitlyn and was too embarrassed to say it was actually Senna.
 * He does cool person things.
 * He has like really cool hair.
 * He has ADHD.
 * He skateboards sometimes.